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Question: Do they still make junk like they used to!?
*****
MONKEY SHINES

I enjoy a good book
and a warm arm full of skag
or peanut butter crank!.
A morning without smack, crack and Jack
is just no morning at all…

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THAT's how you do poetry!
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What is skag!? I looked it up, but I don't think that's what you intended unless you like !.!.!.a warm arm full of Karl Muldin!.
I've heard of crank, smack, and crack so I'm guessing skag is some sort of drug!? I'm drug illiterate with the exception of dancing with Mary Jane on a few occasions during college!.
Too much information!?

See, I had to go and look up laudanum!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Whoa! Your actions are affecting others!. Especially the laudanum girls!. However, I'm with Sptfyr!. What the deuce is skag!?

Okay, Heroin!.!.!.sigh, take care of yourself, we're not there to do it for you, although we want to!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You like to read!.

You like coffee!.

You like peanut butter on toast!.!.!.I think!.

You really like rice bubbles!.

It's your routine now!. You are so used to it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

"Hi!"!.
Your just monkeying around again ain't you!.

funny, I liked it!.
You always put a smile on this little monkey's face!.
Cheers : )Www@QuestionHome@Com

Maybe next time just some caffeine and a little nicotine on the side!? Keep this up and I know two women who are considering laudanum!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hit me with your best shot !!!!

Nothing says lovin' like my head in the oven!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

TD !.!.!.!.!.Totally Demented!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Almost speechless here Hmm wonder if I got into your peanut butter! LOL Cheers!!

LMAO you people are so funny here, or my a great belly laugh!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

With all that happy powder your Rice Crispies will no doubt be going "pock snackle crap!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

!.Is skag Heroin!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Choosy mothers choose!.!.!.!.!.skag!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Missing your rice krispies, ey!?Www@QuestionHome@Com