There seems to be questions about poetry and artistic value. This one grunts lik

Question: There seems to be questions about poetry and artistic value!. This one grunts like a pig!. It is still art, no!?

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Who made the damn clock tic!!?!
What kind of sick joke is that…TIC TOC TIC TOC…
Why can’t we strap John Cameron Swayze
to the blades of an outboard motor!!?!

I got me a rubber mallet,
so when that %$&#@ goes off again…
WHAM!
…yea…yea…you try that ring thing again…

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I must admit that there is a certain cadence to the poem that makes it more than just a rant!.!.!.and yes, it's odd that I'd say that!.!.!.but it's true!. Still, if you tied him to the blades of an outboard, you know what would happen!.!.!.yep, he'd take a lickin!.!.!.but keep on tickin :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

"Hi!'
The poem itself is great and I like your uniqueness!.
Unless I have had one too many Bourbons, the picture image your displaying is obscured in my liquefied mind!.
but the only thing i can come up with is a movie can't remember what it is called but the guy choped half his arm of and connected a saw on it and was slaughtering everyone!.

but all the same, I liked it!.
WELL DONE!
Cheers : )

P!.S: Movie: Army of darkness/Evil Dead!?
Am I remotely on the right track!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Oh my that was funny still chuckling, and can think of one more person that can be strapped on to that blade of the outboard motor , this will give the boat more balance! Great poem !! Cheers!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

This proves once again that art can be funny!. My only problem with this is that it don't rime!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I do not use an alarm myself but I am alarmed!

Its a croc dun it!. tic tic toc tic !.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

A pig or a rose by any other name!.!.!.
gotta love perception!Www@QuestionHome@Com

No !. Its a TRA !. ART is the mirror reflection !.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It sure is unique!.Www@QuestionHome@Com