What think you of a sassy Snidely Morning?

Question: What think you of a sassy Snidely Morning!?

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"Uh, it IS Monday!?"
"No, it's Tuesday,
You missed again!."

"Snidely!!! Help me!"
"Corkelly-Dinkelly-Doo!
I'm busy crowing!.!.!.and
I'm a red-eyed rooster!

Days don't matter, just
Hens!!! And trolls!!!"
"Okay, ya blasted feather-
Bag! Beak this!!! And,

You ain't crowing!.!.!.sounds
Like gagging, to me!!
And, don't you DARE spur
Me!"

"Oh just write a 'pretentious'
Poem, and leave me to this
Blasted dawn!"
"Hey!!! Good idea!!

A portentious, pretentious
Poem! That's the ticket!!!
Uh, got any coffee in the!.!.!.
YOUR coop!?"

"I don't need coffee!.!.!.!.BAD
For you!.!.!.!.corn's much better!."
"Nope, had enough 'corn'
For one Sunday, Monday,

Tuesday!.!.!.whatever day it is!"
"Then just say 'Good Morning!"

Good Snidely Morning!!!
Ya'llses!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Soooo funny right after I read this , this is what came to my mind: LOL

Bad Girl , Bad Girl
Whatcha gonna do
When the trolls come after you
Bad Girl, Bad Girl
Whatcha gonna do
Better get rid of the bird
In the bag, that's what you gotta do!

OK I'm done, cute and funny poem!! Cheers!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

"Snide" remarks on a Monday morn' surely set off a great week!. LOL

Good Mon evening/night from the Flipside Antipodes and GM to the roasters and roosters of Summerial Northern Hemi!. Is it Bastille Day!? "Alons enfants to la Patrie le jour de gloire est arrive!.!.!." an ideal Monday thort!.

Au revoir mes enfants!.!.!.!.zzzzzz (end of transmission)Www@QuestionHome@Com

A Good Snidely,,Mon-day Mon-day to ya !!!
Love hearing & reading about the WHOLE crew
A portentious!.!.!.pretentious & never ostentatious
pome!.!.!.Let's throw in conspicuous!.!.Aiiyiiyyiii!.!.!.!.!.!.
Well anyway have a great week to Snidely & crew ,,,,& for you you Wascally Wabbit Of Good Morning Poems !.!.!.!.ThankYouWww@QuestionHome@Com

Losing track of time!? Could that be portentous!? Or perhaps pretentious!? Verbosity comes with caffeine!. This is a funny poem, but it needs some more big words, maybe like trollocity or pretrollity!. In any case, Good Morning to you and that rascal, Snidely!Www@QuestionHome@Com

So, what proof was the corn served on Sunday!? And you have now introduced another weapon of Snidely: the spur! Will this "spur" you on to spin more these tales!? Such suspense built with the innocent spur! lol GMWww@QuestionHome@Com

I think sassy Snidely should stop trying to confuse me on which day it is! He had me worried for a minute! Mondays are volunteering days and I thought I missed it! LOL
As for coffee!.!.!. I NEED coffee! There is always coffee in my coop!
Good morning! : )Www@QuestionHome@Com

Pretentiously!.!.!.Snidely sneers!.!.!.!.!.
Yahoooooooo!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Any lil hen will doooo!.!.!.!.!.
As he pecks them with his beak!.!.!.!.
Starting a new week!.!.!.!.

Good Morning!.!.!.good morning!.!.!.we all shout !!!
Time to wake up!.!.!.time to go out!.
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Sounds like Snidely's been in the corn squeezins again!. Nothing like pickled rooster to start the week!. Good MorningWww@QuestionHome@Com

Monday morning, came without warning!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good Morning! Mondays Suck!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good morning!
My mornings were certainly bleak without your smiling good morning poems!
Glad to be back!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I am quickly falling in love with Snidely!. The evil part of me would love to have him meet Grace!Www@QuestionHome@Com

it seems that confusion is the word for the day!. it still is a good morning!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good Snidely Morning to you too! Hope you have a grrrreat day! My day is going to spent cleaning!.!.!.yuck!Www@QuestionHome@Com