Does anyone know any funny rhymes?or poems???

Question: Does anyone know any funny rhymes!?or poems!?!?!?

Does anyone know any funny rhymes!?or poems!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

"The daughter of the farrier
Could find no one to marry her,
Because she said
She would not wed
A man who could not carry her!
The foolish girl was wrong enough,
And had to wait quite long enough;
For as she sat
She grew so fat
That nobody was strong enough!"Www@QuestionHome@Com

You may think it's funny
When you kiss your honey
And your nose is runny
But it'snot (it is snot - get it!?)Www@QuestionHome@Com

There once was a man from Nantucket!.!.!.
Oh wait!.!.!. nevermind!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com