Help writing a father's day poem?

Question: Help writing a father's day poem!?

so my family is very creative and we all bought things that had "pop" in the name (poptart, popcorn, pushpopss, baby bottle pops) and every member of my family is write a short a quarky poem to go along with the gift!. such as

i got you this paptart
because you are so smart
and you'll always be in my heart

anyways!.!.!. i got "poprocks" to do and im not good at poems at all, but it will mean alot to him!. Can anyone help me write one!? it has to rhyme!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Here's the bad Haiku:

My garden of gifts
Would be silent, but I tell
The world my "pop rocks"
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My bad spoof of Dorothy Parker:

Pushpops drizzle, popcorn stales,
Bottle-pops fizzle Poptarts rot
Pop top tucks away, screw top locks
Your pop's okay, But My Pop Rocks!

This one you get to "mock" the other gifts (but you have to go last!.) Good Luck!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Happy Father's Day
While I went to shop
I bought you a bottle of pop
you will have fun this and won't stop
until you day is over, if you spill it here is the mop

or
here are some poprocks
as you look at the clock
it will talk
after you can go for a walkWww@QuestionHome@Com

I could have bought you socks
Or a plate of Scottish lox
Or pans and pots and woks
Or cuff links in a box
Or metal from Fort Knox
Or a lifetime in Detox
Or array of oil stocks
Or a painting of the docks
Or photos of some jocks
Or a terrier or fox
But those required hocks,
And I thought, well
MY POP ROCKS!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I got you these poprocks
but avoid coke on the rocks
or it will knock you outta your socks!

OR

I Got you poprocks, Pop!
You know that to me you are TOPS
Don't eat them and drink soda pop
Or it will make you BLOW YOUR TOPWww@QuestionHome@Com

I got you this poprock,
Not as good as viagra, which harden your co*k
Or a Condom
(By god, that's completely random)
but it will suffice!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I got you these poprocks
because you always put me on top
your the one who has been true
Just know I love you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I got you these poprocks
Because you rock my socks
Except when you are a c***

ok ok , sorry about the ending, I couldn't resistWww@QuestionHome@Com