What is the dirtiest Rhyme you can think of?

Question: What is the dirtiest Rhyme you can think of!?

Just out of curiousity and nothing more!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

On the bank sat the bishop of Buckingham,
He was cooling his balls; he was ducking 'em,
While observing the stunts
Of the ***** in the punts,
And the tricks of the pricks as was ******* 'em!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You mean what is the dirtiest rhyme I will submit to a 12 year old (who knows maybe you are 11!?) How About:

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow
And everywhere Mary went
Those damned shelfish followed!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

"There once was girl from Nantucket"!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com