Poetry help limericks!!!?

Question: Poetry help limericks!!!!?

ive been given templates i have to follow and have to write two limericks!. here they are:

There once was a ____ from _____
all the while s/he hoped ___________________!.
so s/he ____________
and___________
That_________from______

i once met a ___________from________
everday s/he _____________
but whenever s/he _____________
The__________________
That strange__________from_______________

any ideas!? plzzz help urgent!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

There once was a bald woman from Ware;
All the while she hoped to have hair,
So she dated an ape,
And it turned into rape;
That cured her; from that day she stayed bare!.

I once met a woman from Nimes!.
Everyday she ate piles of red beans,
But whenever she farted
The lakes and seas parted
That strange epicure from old Nimes!.

If I could alter your template a little, I could come up with something better!. I put in the tasteless bits because I thought the limerick form required something like that!. Hope it doesn't offend!.Www@QuestionHome@Com