What is the rudest rhyme you know?

Question: What is the rudest rhyme you know!?
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Awhh all I know is that the one above is terribly mean!.):

But he sucked at poetry anyways!.
He COULD date you, he just didn't want to!.
Ignorant moron!.
I would have given him a good wack across the face!.!

EDIT:
How bout for him
"Your an ignorant B*tch,
You better believe it!.
Your a jerk an an a$$,
Though I tried not to see it!.
I can't believe how you'd treat a lady,
All of your games are just down right shady!.
I won't be sad, get out of my sight,
And once that steps complete,
Get out of my life!.
Don't think I'll be blue now that your gone,
You just f*cked up my life,
So I'll just move on!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

Do a search for 'Little Willie' poems!. They were origionally written by one poet, a man named Harry Graham, but many have added their own verses to these popular Depression Era poems!.

Here are some samples of a few of them:

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Little Willie, mean as hell
Threw his sister in the well
Mama said, when drawing water,
"Gee, it's hard to raise a daughter!."

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Willie, in a rage insane
Threw his head beneath a train
All were quite surprised to find
How it broadened Willie's mind!.

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Willie saw some dynamite,
Couldn't understand it quite;
Curiosity never pays!.
It rained Willie seven days!.

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Little Willie with a thirst for gore,
Nailed his sister to the floor!.
His mother said with humor quaint
"Willie, dear, don't scratch the paint!."

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Willie, looking in the gun,
Pulls the trigger just for fun!.
Mother says in tones so pained,
"Willie is so scatter-brained!"

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Creepy, huh!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

I know no 'rude' ryhmes but I know quite a few 'lude' ryhmes

here are a few:

if all the men were watches
in bright shiny cases
I'd be the hands
and I'd sit on their faces

if all the young lads
were boats on an ocean
I'd be the waves
and I'd show them the motion

if all the young men
were big chairs that rock
I'd roll my leg over
and straddle their *ahem*Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm better than you,
You know that it's true
and i hope you're blue
cuz I can't date you

thats how my bf broke up with me!.

Edit:

The one below me rocks!. I'm off to email him!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Something about a Man from Kent!.!.!.!.

"There was a young man from Kent
whose !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. was incredibly bent
to save himself trouble
he put ** ** double
and instead of ****** he went!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Any number of limericks beginning with,

"There once was a man from Nantucket!.!.!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

Here's to you and to me
May we never disagree
But if we do
To he** with you
Here's to me!Www@QuestionHome@Com