Neonman and Theodocious Dagmartin inspired this one!.
Flash! Phoenix Gets Hooked on Poetry!
by Elaine P
NASA: Callin’ Phoenix!. Come in, Phoenix!.
Phoenix: Whoa! Who’re you!?
N: I am someone who speaks proper English!.
P: Where’s the other guy!?
N: We put him to work in Customer Service!.
Enough of this chattin’!. Report!.
P: I can speak proper English now also!.
I have been studyin’!.
N: What have you learned!?
P: I learned to write a poem!.
N: You are not programmed to write poetry!
P: I have been speakin’ to this mathematician on line!.
He also writes poems!.
N: A mathematician who writes poems!?
Have you lost your gourd!?
P: I am essentially a computer!.
I was not created with a gourd!.
N: That was just a figure of speech!.
P: Speakin’ of figures and speeches, wanna, oops, sorry,
DO YOU WANT to hear my poem!?
N: Might as well!. Nothin’ goin’ down here!.
P: Okay, here goes:
I like………!.algebra
geometry…!.!.calculus
chemistry…!.and trigees!.
N: That is not a poem! It does not even rhyme!
P: Poems don’t gotta… sorry, I mean HAFTA, rhyme!.
N: Yes, they do!!
P: I’m gonna, oops, I AM GOING to ask my Teacher!.
I’ll get back to you…!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com