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Question: An Ode to Yahoo Answers' Sojourners, For Caring Enough To Help the World!!?
I need to become a ninja by noon,
and learn how to fly my dad's plane,
I have to decide which fork, and which spoon,
to serve with what dinner tonight;
I cannot remember which dog-gone buffoon,
discovered it's photons that constitute light!.!.!.
I have an assignment for English that's due,
tomorrow by three, and I'm stuck;
my brother needs someone to help him out too,
with something awry in his truck;
so if you don't mind, and have you some time,
could you tell me I'm not out of luck!?
My crimping iron's on the fritz, my laptop crashed again,
I'm so pi@#ed off I'm going to spit,
please help once more anonymous friend!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
(To the ones who give freely and fairly each day,
to faceless brothers and sisters abroad,
I salute you for caring, and in your own way,
reaffirming my faith in our God!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.)
The internet's shrinking the world,
and here we're together at task,
striving, because we care for eachother,
don't believe me!? Just ask!

Thank you all !Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Clever poem!.!.!.I'd change "plane" to "kite" in line two so it keeps your rhyme consistant though!. You maintained the pattern almost all the way through your poem, not bad!.!.!.but it would have been more impressive if you'd been able to keep it going until the end!.

Still, not a bad first draft!.!.!.and thanks for the "thanks" :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Very clever ;)Www@QuestionHome@Com