How connected smart are you?

Question: How connected smart are you!?

Another rejection!

Dear Sir, we regret to inform
Your IQ recorded only 135
Mensa demands 140 at least
Too bad…you had potential

Dear Mensa

Perhaps a recount in order
numbers can so mislead…
Do you not know my friend
the Senator!?!.!.!.!.

Acceptance

Dear Sir, we wish to inform
Your IQ recorded 140
An error in our scoring
Welcome to Mensa, pleaseWww@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

I would never reject you because of your intellectual limitations, when there are so many other reasons for doing it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Only 140!? That's the absolute minimum for Mensa!! I expected more of you! (And yes, if Bush could buy his way into Yale and Harvard, I guess a person could buy his way into Mensa)!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

neonman - how cynical!.

My IQ was 148 on an online test!. It's a pity these things are not reliable!.!.!.I should like to have been intelligent just for once!.

edit - sorry, was this was based on something that actually happened!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Too bad I did not the Senator but there is no way to make up 10 points!.
edit--Jeff is right but we are all short, someway just ask Jeff!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Power to the --- acquaintances of the powerful!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Smart I aint, but I don't care
It doesn't matter to Oprah and Cher!.
Hillary, Bill, Barbra and Dr!. Phil
They don`t care, they love me still!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yap, it's all in who you know!.
Sweet dreamsWww@QuestionHome@Com