I wrote a new Converb. Do you like it?

Question: I wrote a new Converb!. Do you like it!?

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Mr!. Roosevelt’s Big Stick;
Swung at Siam, Persia and the Ottoman Empire,
Made those things go away!.

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Hello General F!. Tom, feeling kind and compassionate today!? Nice name!.!.!.

EDIT: thanks for asking how I am and how I feel when people are unkind to me!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

excuse me, when exactly Siam and Persia went away !? and where did they go to !? *things* you refer to are countries!.!.!.
EDIT: feeling very sick today, actually, but thanks for asking!.!.!.
Oh, mongrels usually do!.!.!. compassion is something we (mongrels) can no longer afford!.!.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki were also done away with a *big stick*Www@QuestionHome@Com

Very clever! His magic wand turned them into Thailand, Iran and Turkey!. The velvet glove of the presumptive nominee isn't going to work either!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

good luck trying that big stick on a bull!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Yes, Liken to this, no longer exsists!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Things easier back then!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

But now we have Thailand, Iran and Turkey!.

What have we gained!?Www@QuestionHome@Com