After reviewing my life's work, I've found some basic flaws. Do you agre

Question: After reviewing my life's work, I've found some basic flaws!. Do you agree!?

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What has the cat gotten into this time
Things do not look right
He’s got that smirk on his face
He thinks I’m dumb
But I see through his not-so-clever
charade
…and a little black tail between his teeth!.

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My cat eats lizards instead!. We call him ventril-o-cat when he meows to be let in with his catch in his mouth!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

!.!.!.talk about incisive!.!.!.good image!.!.!.might want to make that "and that little black!.!.!." instead of "and a little black" though!.!.!.image is there either way, but "that" might be a better choice!. also, why no question mark after "time", or at least an ellipses!? Your poetry always has a sharp edge, I just wondered about a few little things!.!.!.but I wouldn't call them "flaws" as much as "nuances"!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Very funny!. Once last week and once this week I stepped out on my porch to find a pair of wings, one head and a tail of a poor black bird!. According to cat behaviorists, these are gifts!. Some gift!.!.!.he eats the body and leaves me the bones!.
I've received the heads of mice as well!. What a cat!.

I've managed to rescue a few too!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ugh - gross!. My brother's cat had a bird in its mouth!. I took it out and it was still alive - but unconscious!. I put it into a shoebox (wrapped in a washcloth) to let it rest and regain it's senses!. When I checked - about an hour later - the bird flew out - and you guessed it - the cat was waiting the whole time!. Again - in a cat's mouth - but taken outside and away from my interference!. Karma!? ;-) ?Www@QuestionHome@Com

My cat swallowed birds whole!.!.!.like a snake!.!.!.and the tail feather would always stick out of his mouth at the end for about a half a day, and then miraculously vanish!.!.!.

!.!.!.and the cat would have this real big statisfied grin on it's face for about a day, too!.!.!.

They're just cute, furry killing machines!.!.!.ya' gotta love 'em!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

first you skin em, then you cook em !.!.!. add onions!. if Fuzzy don't like onions he'll pick em out of his share !. Good job with painting an image of yourself standing at the stove with a spatula in one hand and the Cat Cookbook in the other! "One Cat, Four Easy Meals"( it 's on my back burner waiting for my retirement)

I love cats, their yummy!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Whoopee is scared to death of anything bigger than an ant!. She would run if she ever saw a mouse!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes, I couldn't agree more!. Heh heh!.

A haiku for you

One mouse less a house
Digesting now in cat gut
Soon a violinWww@QuestionHome@Com

Mine ate bunnies!. But not their heads!. I reckon, I have a pile of bunny heads somewhere in my backyard!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

A mouse tail tale!. Nice!. And your hand was never in the cookie jar!.!.!.!.right!? Good one!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

What a selfish cat, did'nt bring you part of his feast!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Even cats like to have a snack between meals !!!!.!.!.!.!.!.That doesn't make "em" a bad person !.!.errr Putty-Tat now does it!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

My cat loves mice!.!.!.if I catch em, then present them on a serving dish to 'Sheena, Queen of the Jungle'!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

We do all have to eat!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com