Part V is a love story. Do you like it?

Question: Part V is a love story!. Do you like it!?

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On his return to the tribe, Cornplanter presented
many fine gifts to the elders that he had purchased
at Saks on Fifth Avenue!. For the chief’s wife, he
brought a fine fur coat made from the pelts of many
exotic animals!. For his wife, he brought a new wash
board!. In tribal legend, it is told that on the third
swing, she cracked open his head and he bled for many days!.

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Hilarious! Well, to a point!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes, washboard not a good idea!. Flip top pedal operated garbage can also not good idea!. We learn these many things by tribal error!. A squaw will always appreciate the hide of a hippopotamus which is worth much more than any other hide!. In fact, in the Navajo caste system, the son of the squaw of two hides is equal to the squaw of the hippopotamus!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

this story has brought me to tears!!!!
it truly speaks for us all!!!!!!
all of our hectic tiring lives!!!!!!!!!!
boy do we need some more of these touching verses in our lives!!!!!!
it will help us all!!!!!!!!!!!!
i pray you will share it with all of us who need a lil' love in our lives!!!!!!
boy is it sad but soooooo touching!!!!!!!
what i kind sir he is!!!!
if only my husband would surprise me every once in a blue moon with something special but no!!!!!!
he spends all his time with that sharron from work!!!!!!
grr!!!!!!
well any way, thannkx for that pretty verse!!!!!!
you rock!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

C'est la vie!. I threatened a certain man that if he ever bought me an appliance for a holiday gift, the next day we would be splitting up the house and our personal property!.

Sir Change: Splitting my sides laughing!. There has been a great deal of math in poetry lately!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Not a style of poetry I like but hey who cares, it's like something a regular comedian could use,
Brilliant!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

well he gave the fur coat to the chiefs wife and to her a wash board, he deseved it!. good oneWww@QuestionHome@Com

A great love story but he should know you don't give a wife a washboard or a rolling pin!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Very funny!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good One !! !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.At least he didn't have to have it surgically removed !!Www@QuestionHome@Com

perfect!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Gee they sold Manhattan for a bunch of trade beads!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

That's no way to make a good impression on him!.Www@QuestionHome@Com