Two perverbs for the price of one. Are they real?

Question: Two perverbs for the price of one!. Are they real!?

Scratch my back, there's a way!.

An idle brain seldom bites!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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hehehehe!.!.!.these are a crack-up!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

yep, there's a method to it!.
'Scratch my back !. !. !. & i scratch yours' - is mischievous!.

nope, idle 'mind' !. !. !. is the devil's workshop - is brainy!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

very funny! very real!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Oh, gosh, I'm sorry, I thought you said two perverts for the price of one!. *slinks embarrassedly off stage*Www@QuestionHome@Com

a pervert in the hay just wants to get laid!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I've been laughing all day!!Www@QuestionHome@Com