rhyme wrote to save me from a AFTER-SCHOOL DETENTION!! PLEASE

Question: I need a poem/song/rhyme wrote to save me from a AFTER-SCHOOL DETENTION!! PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!?

It needs to be about the school subject English and needs to be at least 30 lines long!.

I WOULD BE SO HAPPY IF YOU COULD TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS!. PLEASE DO THIS AND SAVE ME FROM A AFTER-SCHOOL DETENSION!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

english is amazing
it gets my mind racing
when i'm in class
my time i'm not wasting

i love english class
it's more fun than mass
i now raise my glass
to my english class

i love all the leaders
the fonts and the headers

especially the teacher which makes learning fun
although sometimes i can't wait until it's done

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ideas:
talk of fascinating literature, hyperboles, grammer, sentence structure, famous authors, and how you learned all of it in your boring english class!.

seriously:
just take the detention, it's not worth it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

paper expressions form from my single ink sword,
blue, black, and red weeps from its tiny end,
turns of phrase, parlance, lingo runs away from my hand!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.this can start you off
dont forget poems dont have to rhyme!Www@QuestionHome@Com

30 Lines, whatever did you do to deserve such a fate!. Can't write it for you, but!.!.

Here's a website to get you started!.

http://www!.rhymer!.com/RhymingDictionary/!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com