I need a funny, funny, HILARIOUS poem.[read details]?

Question: I need a funny, funny, HILARIOUS poem!.[read details]!?

For english we have to bring in a poem[with the author,] I want a HILARIOUS poem, not a link to an entire site, not an author, not a name, like if you could actually POST the poem that would be perfect!. But, i've been looking and nothing is HILARIOUS to me, so i've now wasted over an hour!. thank you =]]]Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Hello its fred!.I"ve bumped my head
And out of bed i fell!.
My dogs done a mess
That smell,i can tell,that smell

No roast or dinner just jam on toast
Theres a cockroach in my fridge!.
A spider on my coat!.

My holy socks,and worn out shoes
Another day with hangover blues!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

If you need that why can't you come with it yourself !.Www@QuestionHome@Com