What about this poem ?

Question: What about this poem !?

I have a cross eyed fat cat
Who sits at home all day
Polishing his whiskers
charms me with retarded spats
Never chases rats
Only if you give him pats!?
Pepping, pipping, rubbing
Acts more like a wombat
Gnat, dingbat, tomcat
Stumbling, spoiling, snoring
I have a cross eyed fat cat
Who sits at home all day
Sometimes he bumps into walls
Ruffling,snivelling,snooping
Coughs up hairballs
Whooping, stretching
Whiffing, sneezing
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I love how funny it is!.!.!. I enjoyed it but what are you using it for!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

I like this poem because cats are friendly funny animals!. There are not many animals like them!. I like cats, so I enjoyed your poem!.
Cats always make me feel freeminded and fluffy!. Your poem was truthful!. You didn't use metaphors, which is a correct approach in story-telling poetry!. I think you hit the nail on the head in this one!. I loved the way you use many adjectives!. It was an onslaught of perfect describers, that rhymed well!.
I give this poem a
6!.9/10
You can read some of the other poem-questions that I have answered to see where you rank as a poet!. There have been some really sophisticated emotional poems posted on this site, but yours outranks many!. Yours was the simplest poem I think I've read here, that actually was written like you knows what yo writing about'!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

lol!.!.!. where did you come up with this!? a cross eyed fat cat!.!. love it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

nice i love itWww@QuestionHome@Com