What do you think of my acrostic?

Question: What do you think of my acrostic!?

Mall at noon
At night Cinemark
Text me we can chat
Eat at McDonald's
Rich is marriage material
I can't believe you slept with him
All the hoes want me
Let's get drunk laterWww@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Wow, I finally calmed myself down enough to answer!. That made me laugh more than I have in a long time!. That is so true and you didn't try to hide the brutal honesty!. Uh-oh!.!.!. I can feel another bout of laughter coming on, so I'm going to end my answer right now!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Please tell me that you
Haven't done this awful deed!.
Unless you cease this action
Quite barbaric and obscene
Utter pain and misery shall
Eat at your intestine
Deadly gas shall foully pass
Unspeakably bad digestion
Pray I she won't be fondled, and nevermore eat at McDonaldWww@QuestionHome@Com

Holy crap, do you live in California!?!?!?!?!?!?:O)))))))))

This WONDERFUL and frankly, quite accurate portraying our current society!

Very well done!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

wow!.!.!.you must've been pretty bored to sit down and write this!. but hey, poetry can't really be judged!.!.!.all poems are crazy in their own way!.Www@QuestionHome@Com