Can someone help me with my POEMS?

Question: Can someone help me with my POEMS!?

i need them to all be about shopping!.!.!.
i have to have a limerick, ballad and blank verse!.
ANY IDEAS WILL BE APPRECIATED, or some actual poems!. WILL CHOOSE BEST ANSWER :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Everytime I visit Wal-Mart
My money and I do part;
The selection is bad,
I feel I've been had,
There's nothing but crap in my cart!.

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