I had chilli for lunch
I must say it was superb
It was perfectly balanced
With both heat and herbs
Overall it was great
Plus it had a hint of curry
Then I got a rumble
I need a bathroom in a hurry
I made a mad dash
In one swift straight line
I made one mistake
I did not read the sign
So I made loud moans a groans
As I released my last meal
And as I rested there
I heard the softest squeal
Once I flushed and washed
I heard a female say
"Excuse me there young man,
I think you've lost your way!."
I felt so embarrassed
And she spoke again
"I don't mean to look,
so you should put your pee-nis in"Www@QuestionHome@Com