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Question: What is that bright yellow orb in the sky!?
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The sun popped up
the daffodils and looped the loopy Lupines!.

So I went to the grocery,
redeemed all of my coupons!.

I got myself some sweet sauces,
and crackers to put goop on!.

A baguette bread — two feet long,
catsup and then Gray Poupon!.

Some sausages and Port Wine Cheese
salad with crispy croutons!.

A meal I will serve to you
upon your fluffy fouton…

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Cute!. Shall we rap now!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Very funny and jollly!. Well worked-out too!. Very like the late great lady Pam Ayres; that means commercial!.
More like that and you are away! This is one of hers!.

Yes, I'll Marry You

Yes, I'll marry you, my dear,
And here's the reason why;
So I can push you out of bed
When the baby starts to cry,
And if we hear a knocking
And it's creepy and it's late,
I hand you the torch you see,
And you investigate!.

Yes I'll marry you, my dear,
You may not apprehend it,
But when the tumble-drier goes
It's you that has to mend it,
You have to face the neighbour
Should our labrador attack him,
And if a drunkard fondles me
It's you that has to whack him!.

Yes, I'll marry you,
You're virile and you're lean,
My house is like a pigsty
You can help to keep it clean!.
That sexy little dinner
Which you served by candlelight,
As I do chipolatas,
You can cook it every night!

It's you who has to work the drill
and put up curtain track,
And when I've got PMT it's you who gets the flak,
I do see great advantages,
But none of them for you,
And so before you see the light,
I do, I do, I do!

By Pam Ayres

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And remember, the dangling grapes!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Mmmmm! I am going to have something to eat now and wander lonely as a daffodil!. Good bye!Www@QuestionHome@Com

!?!? 5 out of 6Www@QuestionHome@Com

you must be hungry!. maybe head into the kitchen and cook something!.!.!.!.!.
silly little ditty!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Cute! < 3Www@QuestionHome@Com

YAY!!! It stopped raining!
Good thing I've had lunch or I'd be mad at you right now!Www@QuestionHome@Com