What are some polite synonyms for female genitalia?

Question: What are some polite synonyms for female genitalia!?

I have an essay to write!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Grey's Anatomy ushered in a whole new term: the ******** (or vaJJ) which is become pretty popular where I Live!. But seeing as you need to use for an essay, I wouldn't recommend using that word!. Uh, I'd just call a spade a spade and say vagina: it's clear, precise and clean (IMHO)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Vagina
Clitoris
Labia - Two kinds: Majora and Minora
Grafenberg Spot aka G-Spot
Mons PubisWww@QuestionHome@Com

roast beef sandwich!?
marinated bologna curtains!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

the apex of her thighsWww@QuestionHome@Com