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Holy Dude
by TD Euwaite

“Dear God-Dude,
I pray for you
to help me bust out of my weak,
weak deal!.
I pray that you lend me
fifteen thousand!.
I pray that
plastic surgery will give me
the nose and chin
you denied me
at
birth!.
Amen!.
It’s awesome how god is dog spelled backwards!?”

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
I too, once prayed for $15,000!. I didn't get it!. God answered this prayer!. The answer was no!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Poor God!. He (she) is inundated with the most ridiculous requests!. And what is most surprising, is that these requests are expected to be fulfilled!. Stupid people wasting God's time!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

TD, I see the humor in this up to the last line!. I love God with all my heart and soul, as I'm sure you do!.

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TD, Thank you for clarifying that for me!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

And isn't it also awesome that "dog" is man's best friend!?

Thanks for the!.!.!.reminder of the odd things people pray for!. No wonder He's so busy!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Look, significant gnat of heaven!.!.!.God has a sense of humor!.!.!.why else would He have created humanity!?

Don't you hear Him chuckling in the wild thunder!?!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Dear Dog,
Your nose is fine
as to your chin!.!.!.
appears you have
taken a few
surgery set 11am
house of paul
advent wayWww@QuestionHome@Com

Sounds like the prayer of every woman in La-La-Land!! Yes GOD has a sense of humor!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Just look around youWww@QuestionHome@Com

What God gave me is all I have to work with and I know it is all a test!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hahaha! That's so mean!.!.!. =)Www@QuestionHome@Com