Ready for a Challenge??

Question: Ready for a Challenge!?!?

Just curious to see who's really clever and creative on Yahoo!Answers :) Best will get 10 pts!. and 5 stars!.

Can you!.!.!. create a story in just six words!?
Can you make it humorus or even touching!?

Here's a famous example to get your mind going:
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

oh the example is so sad!

here it goes:
~ bruised and scared!.!.!.!.how picture perfect!.
~ oh! whats the red button!.!.!.
~ the bearded lady married the barber
~ ascend to his gates!. its time!.
~ the clock ticks!. hammer strikes!. frozen!.

it was a shot! hehe hope ya like one of them!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

She sprayed her tomato soup everywhere!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The world is a bad place!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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She killed for her true loveWww@QuestionHome@Com

I cry because I love you

Not the best but all I could come up withWww@QuestionHome@Com