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Question: One last silly poem!.!.!.!.what do you think!?
Actually I don't want to know what you think, but the rules say I must ask a question!. This is just a bit of fun, for your amusement!.
From a Mechanic to His Love
Has anyone told you how gorgeous you are!?
Your beauty reminiscent of a customised car!.
Eyes like glowing headlamps to light my way
With bursts of halogen in golden array!.
Like a newly-waxed bonnet, your hair gleams!.
Reflecting bright sun and misty moon beams!.
Your timing is perfect (see how my pulse races)
With fixtures and padding in all the right places!.
You're driving me crazy - you make me insane
I can't get your body-work out of my brain!.
I've given you the run-around and you don't deserve this!.
To make my amends!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.pop around for a service!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
"HA Ha ha hA HA!.!.!. schnort pfffff splutter!
I'm not entirely sure how to describe the laugh that came out when I read this wonderful piece and got to the "service" line!.!.!.
The sequence was something like this!.!.!.
"service"!.!.!.
snort, guffaw, pfffff, splutter, feck, Feck! ahhh Ha Ha Ha Ha ha!.!.!.
I had to run grab the nearest available cloth, cause I sprayed my tea onto the monitor!.!.!.!
My tea towel in the washing machine is the highest praise that I could give you Gran!.
Tanx a mill for the smiles,
DxWww@QuestionHome@Com
Ohmagosh, that is so hilarious!. I love it!. You've got a great imagination and sense of humor, GrannyJill!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
On a roll with Emily, are you!? I laughed until I cried!. (Or, "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day!?)!. You're as good as either of them!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I am so pleased to have been born in the age of the car!. I can't imagine life on foot!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
GREAT - you held me spell-bound by the mechanic's viewpoint!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
made me smile!.!.!
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i'm confused, ur thoughts r getting fused!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
You been talking to me again!?Www@QuestionHome@Com