Have you ever heard someone talk to a rooster?

Question: Have you ever heard someone talk to a rooster!?

I ain't awake Snidely!.!.!.
Corny rooster!
You're so nice and warm
Under your wings!.!.!.

Peck ME and die!!!
Gimme back that bacon!
Okay! I'm gonna hold
Your beak SHUT!.!.!.!.

Then, ya gotta CROW
Out your BUTTT!!!
Wonder how that would
Sound!.!.!.!.

FLUB-A-SQUEAKY-DOODLE!!!
I'm talkin to a rooster!.!.!. from
Biloxi!.!.!.!.CAN YOU HEAR
ME, SNIDELY!?!?!?!?!?!?

Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeee!.!.!.!.!.oh,

Good Morning!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Is cussin him while taking pot shots at him the same as talking!? If so, yes!. Or how about calling him unmentionable names after he's just spurred my leg while feeding and gathering the eggs!? Cute poem too!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Nothing Could Be Finer Than My Rooster's Crow

Some crow in the morning, some all day long!.
There are some whose crows are entertaining,
Others are just way too long, boring!
It's not true that any "cock" will do!.
A true rooster knows his song, full throttle!.!.!.
Lets it rip at the crack of dawn!
I'm a country girl and I love to lie awake
And listen to my rooster's crowing!.
Sometimes I wished his could last all day long!.
It's better than coffee, no bitter taste,
Not made in haste!. A master crower is my rooster's song!.
Don't anyone ever dare to do him harm!.
You'll soon find out the meaning of harm;
Eat your heart out Darth Brooks, rock your cradle Chesney!.
The only ones who come close are the Willie Nelson's
Of the world, master roosters of their own accord!.
So when you're down and lonely and feeling blue,
Open up your window and listen to the cock-a-doodle-doo!

Valrie In Ocala, FLWww@QuestionHome@Com

After closing his beak, how did it's butt sound!?Were you in any mood for cofee after that!?
Good morning and have a great day!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

that absolute this morning!.
good morning for every one!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

If I had one I would talk to it!. I talk to everything!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

"Cock-a-doodle-doooo"~~~!!!

Good morning!. =)Www@QuestionHome@Com

I don't think I could take a fluffy butt fart this early in the morning!. Run Snidely, run!. Good Morning!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ah, a butt crower!. Now that's a thought to wake up to! GM to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm tellin' on youuuuu! Good morning!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good Morning !! Coffee in hand & Snidely in front of me !.!.!.Now that's a very fine morning in-deed!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I have now!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

He has been having all the girls over!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

well i have now and good morning to you both!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I've heard that sound!.!.!.!.but never out of a rooster!
Those Biloxi roosters ain't to be messed with!.!.!.!.
Good morning!Www@QuestionHome@Com

My Grandmother used to , she had them in her yardWww@QuestionHome@Com

yes my grandmother!. she said it would help in the mating seasonWww@QuestionHome@Com