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Question: Have promises been Vrokken!?
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Long live the Bulb!
by TD Euwaite
Oh, Sweet Potato
Rutabaga
Red Radish and the Dahlia
Gather underground
…to fight as one
And the battle yet unwinning
Yams and Tubers new beginning
Together we can take the Vegans on
Carrot and Water Chestnut
Cassava and the Breadroot
Subterranean banquet
Will not serve!
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
When I was a little girl, at the table
I used to hate any kind of vegetable!.
Now all this is past,
I no longer fast,
To eat them roots and bulbs I am able!.!.!.
with meat!.!.!. and wine!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Can I come - I would bring a turnip
except
The vlies be on the turnups,
The jumpers on t'ox
The rain as spoilt me ay'n corn
I shant go in fer crops
What's a rutabaga - I thought it was one of those great big camper vans!?
I'm not too sure about Cassava and Breadroot, either - except I do know those are edible!.
Another question, why are they all vegetables except for one solitary little flower!. This crypticness creeps on apace!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I get the feeling I should be doing something along the lines of
"Blessed be the meat of the pig!."
But I actually like subterranean banquets!. But!.!.!.they don't grow meat down there, do they!? Hmmm, guess I can't join you!. I did, however, love the poem!. I'll bring the manioc!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
What happened to those lazyass truffles
Just like them
To just disappear
When trouble is near
And where are those retarded turnips
I tell you
With minions like these
We'll never get peace
Go get our friend Mustard
let's show them
what means to be beaten
I hate feckin' vegans!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Nothing against all you ''CARNIVORES''!. You can eat all the
animals you want!. I on the other hand am a ''VEGETARIAN'
I enjoy eating eating salads, beans, rice, pasta, eggplantparm
and much more!.!.So bring it on!. Ha, HaWww@QuestionHome@Com
Some people are vegan because dairy makes them ill!.
Long and miserable may
live the vegetabled Prince
with sinister dark roots!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Long it lives until the "dam" chipmunks get to playing their games! Then there's no need to worry about the vegans!.!.!.
LMAO! Granny, I think you're thinking of a Winnebago!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
loved this one TD!.!.!.!.!.and loved the story of vegetables!.!.!.me too often try to be a vegetarian!.!.!.but at some place it gets broken!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I tried to be a vegetarian once, it lasted for two days!.Www@QuestionHome@Com