The Las Vegas Nerve
Out 'f all dein nerven,
dere ist only one nerven dat ist guten!.
the los vegas nerve is mein favorite cranial nerven!.
for she knows when to innervate your body!.
she knows when to tell you ate too much catholic chocolates!.
mein los vegas nerve ist dein guten nerven!
old ladies, and young bachelors need not apply!.
for i am only interested in the black ladies!.
the ones with the curvaceuous buttocks!.
the ones with the dark skin!.
i bite you, i damn well will bite you!
cold cakes on a hot day!?
nein, no one makes breakfasts for fat, lazy bastards!.
forn i'm a tool box!.
dont open me up just yet!.
break open my interest, fat ******!.
break open mein interest!.
Vere ist yourn katze!?
is she in a high priced condominium by the shore!?
or ist she basking on the rooftops of the Nokes!?
be honest with me, dont lie to me, young chap!.
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