Have you ever read a nonsense Good Morning?

Question: Have you ever read a nonsense Good Morning!?

Jack and Jill went up the hill
With Mary's little lamby-poo!.!.!.
Unfortunately, the hill wasn't
Zoned for wells!.!.!.came back!.!.!.
With no water!.!.!.

Get the idea this ain't gonna rythme!?

Hickory, dickory, dockus,
Roosters crowed the clockus!.!.!.
Ignore that rythme!.!.!.!.
So, I fell out of bed, crawling

In search of coffee, tea, CAFFEINE!
Any ole thing to unglue my eyes!.!.!.
No surprise!.!.!.uh, ignore rythme!.
Found I actually HAD some!!

Now I lay me down to sleep!.!.!.uh,
Now I lay me up to walk, to find
Just why in hell I had coffee!.!.!.the
Crushed cans of beer told me all!.!.!.

Damned elves parteeeeed last night!
I hid the aspirin, hid that 'dog'!.!.!.!.cause
I'M gonna BITE EM!.!.!.and Jack and Jill!.
Gettin out the mint jelly for lamb roast!.!.!.!.

I'm gonna, hafta write a BOOK!
So!.!.!.!.

GOOD MORNING!!!!

Saturday!.!.!.right!?!?!?!?
WAKE UP!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Confucious says:

He who laughs last, doesn't get the joke!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water!.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after!.

Up Jack got and home did trot
As fast as he could caper;
And went to bed and covered his head
In vinegar and brown paper!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes it is Saturday!. Time for me to finish planting flowers and cleaning up!. I hope I make it to the trail for a walk later!. Good morning!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The UN's ruling on the water
Is something that amounts to slaughter
Without water, there's no caffeine,
Just the thought makes me turn green!.

Good Morning to you anyway!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

it sounds like a party was going on in your mind last night!. do we have a hangover or do the elves make you do what you do!? HA!HA! been there done that!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I think I just did that!. That part that worries me is that the more I read it, the more it makes sense!. LOL

Good morning!. I think!? : )Www@QuestionHome@Com

This is PEEEERRRFECT! We celebrated (He celebrated quite a bit more than I did!) my husband's 50th birthday last night!.!.!.!.He is recovering on the couch after a hearty breakfast!.!.!.!.PERFECT! Thank you and
GOOD MORNING!Www@QuestionHome@Com

hickory dickery shoe coffees in my canoe grab a cup and paddle till morn's light, wake up my eyes for I see good morning !. Yes all the time!. Thank god I have a sence of humorWww@QuestionHome@Com

Did somebody say roasted lamb!?!?!? From the sounds of things that gosh-darned Rooster stands a better chance of winning the race to the dinner table!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Lamb, lamb!? With Mint Jelly!? I'll shell the peas! (But not until I have another coffee!.) Good morning!.!.!.and you had to remind me it's Saturday!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Never did trust those Damned elves!!! I won't say GM but I will say Morning !!
It's been a good but rough week &!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I'm ready for a nap at 10am

Morning to ALL!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I have never read a nonsense good morning!. But, I've had my share of yawning, good day to you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

See what happens when you take a vacation!. Good Morning!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Boy, I'm ahead of you all!. It's Sunday for me now!. But good morning to you still!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I got this too late but it will be Sun morning soon so ill use it then!. Doesn't rhyme , who cares its fun anywayWww@QuestionHome@Com

And good morning to you!.!.Saturday it is!.!.!.!.watch out for drunken elves they like mint jelly too!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

i have not read non sense but i play game!.30minite
thanks hahaWww@QuestionHome@Com

Hope the rest of your day is better!. lolWww@QuestionHome@Com

HA! The U!.N!. has ruled that access to water is not a basic human right!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Getting Up, maybe, by W!.A!.McCulloch

I woke this morning brain well dazed
Both my eyes were double glazed
My toes were numb
My visage glum
A mighty rumble in my tum
A distant trumpet sounded clear
A deeply stereophonic ear
Each side of my befuddled brain
Dragged me toward a hurtling train
Pale, white, and trembling next me lay
Fearing the oncoming dreadful day
A sweet lady now in the family way
She clutched my hands
She held my face
I kissed her lips, her face, her cheek
Feeling so hungry, thirsty, weak!.
And on her breast my head laid down
A stupid man a stupid clown
On the cold linoleum my foot went down!.Www@QuestionHome@Com