Lunch brake poem, Can you guess what I'm having?

Question: Lunch brake poem, Can you guess what I'm having!?

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Bugga’ me!? Bugga’ you!
by TD Euwaite

The poet boat gots a leaky thingy
Everybody lend a hand to pump
We’ve taken hits from many troll torpedoes
But we will not give up because of chumps

Like the meatball that has plopped in marinara
They try to cause us strain and stain our dresses
That is why we like our big plaid napkins
To sop up all these petty little messes

Ta Dah!

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Pièce de résistance!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

We all have to work together to sop those messes up, but I'm a wimp and so I'm not going to ask "Do you like my poem!?" Instead I'll go with the stupid rules and ask how I can improve my poem!. I get plenty of advice anyway, whether or not I actually ask!.

This is my official answer to a legitimate question and should in no way be misconstrued as chatting!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Excellent!. Death to trolls!. Ever notice that the ones who are the most annoying and vociferous, have never posted a poem in their entire time on Y/A!. You have taught me much my friend and I appreciate it!. Even patience with trolls!. LOLWww@QuestionHome@Com

You're having spaghetti and troll-meatballs for lunch!.
Sounds YUM MM!.!.!.wanna share!? ;)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Enjoy lunch!. I went out and had a cheeseburger and a vanilla shake!. Can't beat American food!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Now I'm all hungry!. Mmmmmm !. !. !. !.Meatballs, aaaahhhhhh gaaaa drool (*Homer, d'oh*)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Penne pasta, in spaghetti sauce!. On a picnicWww@QuestionHome@Com

Meatball parm hero!. Eat those freaking trolls!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

TROLL ala Meatball Parm !.!.!.with a side order of Troll marinara!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

Sounds pretty good!!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well, it's certainly not humble pie!.!.!.give 'em h***!
Spit in their eye!Www@QuestionHome@Com