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Question: Have you seen this lately!?
I've noted!.!.!.
at our local petrol stations
Paramedics standing by!.
Wonder why!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Gas is so high in Canada that we rarely go out
I don't really know why or what it is all about!.
Mouth to mouth, the paramedics will give you when you see the price!.
I'm driving around from station to station to see who is tall, handsome and nice!.
Why not give your car "Beans" they will produce gas!.
Then we can tell the suppliers,"Blow it out your Ying-Yang!.

I know it doesn't ryhme,
But can't do it all the time---Ha-HaWww@QuestionHome@Com

I live in the states dear and we have different problems over here across the pond!. For example we have people in the cover of night boring holes in our tanks and draining the gasoline!. And all I could imagine about the paramedics is if a fight breaks out they would be there to take the yobos to hospital!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

From sheer shock over the price

I wouldn't be surprised at seeing the police or sheriff's officers there & along the highways The State Troopers at the stationsWww@QuestionHome@Com

After paying $3!.59/gal yesterday I can see why some may feel a tad syncopal, hence necessitating the need for paramedics!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Because
attempted suicide
when people fill up
their cars,

or the
pre-meditated murder
of the station attendants!.
Good God!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

My friend told me just this morning that it costs him $150 to fill up his van!. He needs it for work and must fill up twice a week!. They had better place some coronary surgeons there as well!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It's probably a joke, a reference to people possibly having heart attacks upon seeing the price per gallon!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I keep thinking that the Government will step in!. When the truckers all pull off the road, then the country will wake up!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Literally sicker shock at the pump!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

it's incase people faint from disbelief, the prices are really that highWww@QuestionHome@Com

I haven't noticed it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Like your avatar!.

They are desperate too, when you faint they start a reverse I!.V!. to get your gas! Drat be them!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I cringe when I fill up my jeep!. Haven't needed a paramedic - yet!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Gas, though, is still cheaper than bottled water!.!.!.!. interesting our focus on things!.Www@QuestionHome@Com