Can you get me out of a poetic hole?

Question: Can you get me out of a poetic hole!?

As a poet I've gone up a blind alley- "People are like the pimples on the flat table tennis bat except that the World is round and they are like the pimples on a round tennis bat, of which there is no such thing but they would be, if such a thing did exist!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

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People are pimples
On a table tennis bat
Except the World is round
And isn't shaped like that
This poem would be okay
If the world was flatWww@QuestionHome@Com

Try just impulsively rambling out the shoddiest, most cliched, terrible poem ever written!. Then print it out and promptly burn it!.

After you've got it out of your system, calm down, sit down, and get down to business!. Let the words flow!.

Cheers!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I think that I shall have a fit
If I ever see another zit!.
A zit in full putrescent reek
A yellow pustule on my cheek!.

With kind acknowledgment to Selentic!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The Vogons are still here!Www@QuestionHome@Com