Do you like my poem (inspired by frank)? g.a.a.s.g?

Question: Do you like my poem (inspired by frank)!? g!.a!.a!.s!.g!?

dr pepper i love you so
but when drank from the fountain you make me go
it's like i've had frank's vindaloo
the way you make me go number two
when drank from your shiny maroon can
i know that a number one is all i need to plan

why is there a difference!?
is it made the same way!?
oh well, dr pepper
from the fountain or can
i'll still drink you all dayWww@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

'Twas told me years ago, that it contains Prune Juice!.
I happen to like Prunes, they are underrated!. For heaven sakes, don't tell Frank!Www@QuestionHome@Com

The syrup is not adjusted

They got a discount on stool hardeners

You are a hypochondriac

Pick one of the above and stick with it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You have a weak bladder!?It's made from prunes!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I like it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

short answer !.noWww@QuestionHome@Com