Poem - The Thermos - Do You Like?

Question: Poem - The Thermos - Do You Like!?

I bought a thermos online
A transaction, dandy and fine
An irresistible hook
Popped up which I dumbly took

Fill out this survey for gifts
My mind happily went adrift
Laboriously boxes filled
To my surprise, I was grilled

I checked my pet magazines
But to my shock and screams
I never expected the request -
A credit card from reader's digest!?

I wish I didn't order
The dopey coffee holder !.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

All of can co-miserate with you on this!. I hate those damn pop-ups!. I block them and somehow an occasional one still gets through!. Does the thermos work at least!? LOL!. Very nice work and humorous!. thanks for the chuckle!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Good Good! lol I enjoyed it very funny and good words and timing usage! Great poem I found it greatly entertaining please post more if you have them I think you have talentWww@QuestionHome@Com

Pretty good!. It would be better for me if you would make it more zany!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Very funny! There's a lot of truth to that poem too!. Very cool, keep up the good work!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Very funny!. Ya gotta watch out for those online orders!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I wish that everyone felt like us!. They didn't read 1984 in 1795!. I go out of my way to never shop at stores that have sold my info!. Sorry Sears, Macy's, Dillards, Home Depot, Office Depot!.!.!.the list goes on!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

So true!. The trials of a thermos, and of ordering anything online!. But this is America in the age of technology!. That means at any time at any place someone can and will try to sell you something!. *looks furtively around* beware!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Been there, never again! Good 'un!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hahahaha! Hey, This is good! It made me chuckle!.!. keep up the good work!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Love these bait and switch poems! Scam always rhymes with ham!. I won't go any farther except to say the poem was delightfully tasty! Yes, I am sarcastic, I have eaten a lot of ham myself!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

That's the reason I don't have a credit card!. I answer the surveys until I get to where they call for a card, I don't have one and they hang up!. I like the poem but to much reality don't you think!!!!! I want my MTV or I'm gonna cry!.Www@QuestionHome@Com