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Question: G!.a!.a!.s!.g!. a poem for the ages!?
the fart also rises
by frank
i never had an explosive pooh
off of sushi food
it's too fresh and clean
to do anything mean
and for the price of the
bill it's just not fair
because later you are just
going to blow out some
purified air
as for me i prefer a thrill
i take my act to cury hill
get drunk on a lot of beer
and sit in front of a hot dish
that will burn my rear
here's to punjab
and bangladesh
for that magic dish
that tastes the best
under a moon that
is so blue
me and a skank eat chicken
vindaloo!
silent but deadly,
frank the gas tankWww@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Wow!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I seriously have to try chicken vindaloo
Just because of you!.
Very nice:)Www@QuestionHome@Com
Loved it frank !.!.!. I still don't know what g!.a!.a!.s!.g means though !?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Wow, you bring back memories, I haven't been that drunk for many years, enjoyWww@QuestionHome@Com
Doesn't seem to flow terribly well, but the content more than makes up for it!. Awesome!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
life surrounds my belly
my gaseous anomalies
hard to cope
still i eat and eat and make
a dope of myself
when regrets blow to the
the winds my many mistakes
and gassy eruptions
tears me up just thinking of
some of my mis-adventures
of beer and my rear endings
deadly and hot and bending
me over to the will of the vindaloo!
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more poetry reflecting the ages is right!
long live Frank the gas tank!Www@QuestionHome@Com
It ain't Shakespeare!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I find this poem to be coarse, vulgar and puerile!. And that is why I like it so much!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
You should seriously think about becoming a food critic!. A great angle: The rear end viewWww@QuestionHome@Com
Frank, I'm gonna have to quit reading you before I have my coffee!. Sigh!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
so, frank, what has ur gas killed so far!? ;)
the poem twas good for the subject matter you had to work with!.Www@QuestionHome@Com