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Question:thank you so much! please help me understand this. ok so i need to write or find a poem that has all these musical devices terms. it can be as long as 5 lines.
1) alliteration
2) assonance
3) onomatopoeia
4) parallelism
5) refrain/reptition
6) rhyme
then i have to point them out from the poem. like this word is ......
please help and thank you! 10 points for the best one! promise.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: thank you so much! please help me understand this. ok so i need to write or find a poem that has all these musical devices terms. it can be as long as 5 lines.
1) alliteration
2) assonance
3) onomatopoeia
4) parallelism
5) refrain/reptition
6) rhyme
then i have to point them out from the poem. like this word is ......
please help and thank you! 10 points for the best one! promise.

Ahem: The Yahoo Answers Poem.

Oh, den of illiterate ignorance!
Of which there is an abject absence
Of answers possessing cogence.

Oh, haunt of teens enabled,
On relationships clearly bungled,
Of photographs photoshop-muddled.

Yahoo! Answers, Yahoo! Answers,
Now we shout it boldly!
We find your answers rubbish!
We find your opinions moldy!

The splendid click of mouse to tab,
The green glow of screen so illuminated
The need to feed such a lovely addiction.

So, go young trolls! (To religion boards, with you!)
So get to a doctor, young girl! (A blood test knows for sure!)
So log off, oh addict! (You've just written a poem, for goodness sake!)

Yahoo! Answers, Yahoo! Answers,
Now we shout it boldly!
We find your answers rubbish!
We find your opinions moldy!

Alliteration: Especially in the first two lines of stanza one.
Assonance: Again, the first two lines.
Onomatopoeia: Click, etc.
Parallelism: Photograph, Photoshop.
Refrain: The refrain is awesome.
Rhyme: Boldly, Moldy, etc.

This was worth an half an hour of my time.

why should we bother to put so much work into that which you've done zip?

here i sit on a pile of vapor.
waiting for some toilet paper.
how much longer must i sit and linger.
before i'm forced to use my finger.