Why park so far away?

Question: Why park so far away!?

Does the journey toward the door prepare you!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

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I park far away because my car won't get door dinged!. Don't you hate it when you find a new dent on your door!?

I also park far away (in the less crowded spaces) because I hate when some people can't park right, they get too close to the other spaces, makes it hard to get in or out!.

The only way it prepares me is with the thought walking toward the door, I need some new car wax!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

No, its so when you leave, assuming it's night, you have a chance to dart in and out of the bushes so no one knows which car is yours!. Then you can get in and getdefuckoutta there without anyone knowing!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

If you park far from the door, you leave a spot for someone running late and whose day is already off to a bad start!.
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The park is far away because it wants you to see something on your journey!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

excercise!? Www@QuestionHome@Com

Because of all the people that dont know how to drive!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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