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Question: If supposed I got married to the Universe then what would my Celestial Duties be!.!.!.!? Philosopher answers!!?
Do I have to put napkins on baby stars & how will our kids look like!.!.!.!?

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Awww!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.marry me I am your sex goddess!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

first of all you will be mrs!. universe!. as for kids, they will be all the heavenly bodies, in the universe!. you would have to put up with your husband's black holes, and his constant super temper tantrums of super nova qualities!. his meanness towards his children exploding the stars and planets for no reasons!. the question is why do you want to married man even though he is mr!. universe!. he definitely has no direction as what he is doing!. he is paragon of chaos and uncertainty!. beside he is the law and the judge, so there is no hope for a divorce!. as for your celestial duties you have none!. you will be pulled and push upon by his consatant gravity at his own selfish whimsWww@QuestionHome@Com

your duties would be to care for the universe and every creature in it and as for your children then they will be colour full bright and strong--bright tooooWww@QuestionHome@Com

I just don't want to be around your wedding night!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.man a Universal Earthquake!.!.!.!.!.

Your kids would look like suns with hands

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STOP IT U MEGALOMANIAC!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Your duty would be the earth lamplighter!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

to give me 10 pts and a 5 satr rating philosophise thatWww@QuestionHome@Com