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Question: How can I prove to my boss that I am not made from potato!?
It started innocently enough when he said I look a bit like a Maris Piper!. He keeps saying he wants to put me in a casserole!. Now I'm doubting myself and I wonder if I actually am a root vegtable of some sort!.

This kind of thing isn't good for my self esteem!. Please help!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Walk into his office, grab his stapler and staple your hand!. Then spray blood all over him while shouting "Potatoes don't bleed!"Www@QuestionHome@Com

um well potatoes are plants, you are human because you are intelligent enough to question your bosses sanity!. i think that if you really have a problem with this you should ask them to stop because it is no longer funny or a joke to you!. i promise you, you are human!. you might look slightly lumpy but humans come in all different shapes, colors, and creeds!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

try mashing yourself (remember to add salt, milk and butter) think the outcome will answer your question!.

Good luck spudWww@QuestionHome@Com

You should of answered "that is a bit degrading, I always saw my self as a King Edward" and watched his face!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Tell everyone else at work that *he* is the potato!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Put some ketchup on your butt, moon your boss, and say "bite me!"

Then ask "Do I taste like french fries!?"Www@QuestionHome@Com

He must be half baked, give him a roasting and tell him he's had his chipsWww@QuestionHome@Com

You look more like a turnip to me!. The silly man obviously doesn't know his veg does he!?!?!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

from where i sit it appears you have a CHIP on your shoulder!.
enjoy the dayWww@QuestionHome@Com

pull your pants down and tell him to suck your carrot!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com