Politicians and car salesmen, what are the differences?

Question: Politicians and car salesmen, what are the differences!?
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I would be willing to sleep with one of them !. !. !. !. can you guess which one!?

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both liars!.!.!.

but to narrow it down!.!.

a politician lies to an entire country to get themselves in!.!.!.

a car salesman lies to you to get YOU in!.!.!.

a politician promises to make your (entire) world a better place!.!.!.

a car salesman promises to (try to) make your drive a better experience!.!.!.

when you pick a politician!.!.!. you pick the lesser of 2 evils!

when you pick a car salesman!.!.!. you pick who has the better car for you!

a politician screws everyone in the middle to lowest class who votes for him!.!.!.

the car salesman just screws those in a small area who buys from him!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

If I pay my money and get a bad car I can return it, through his front window if necessary!. If I pay my money and get a bad politician (a) I'm stuck with him and (b) if I put him up on blocks in my front yard the neighbors will complain!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Car salesmen only lie to you and reach into your pocket at the time of the sale!. Politicians seldom stop lying to you and never stop reaching into your pocket during their whole term of office!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

The car salesman sells you a car which is usually as good as a politician's promise!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

A used car salesman will screw you only if you let him!. A politician, however, has you by the short and curlies!. You gotta vote him out!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

A car salesman only screws those who don't do their research, a politician will screw you and deny everything even if you have a detailed report in your hand!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

with a used car salesman you get a car that might be good or might not but at least you get something for your money with a politician you get nothingWww@QuestionHome@Com

!.!.!.politicians get better deals!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

One will take you physical ride whereas the other one will take you for a logicalWww@QuestionHome@Com

One hopes to sell out of his cars!. The other hopes to sell his people outWww@QuestionHome@Com

You got me there I can not decide wich is the bigger scoundrelWww@QuestionHome@Com

car salesmen can't start warsWww@QuestionHome@Com

Not much!Www@QuestionHome@Com