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As a first grader, I have the option of taking microbiology 574 at Princeton University!. I am debating whether to take that this year or to just get my P!.H!.D!. I don't want my dream college, ITT TECH, to think I'm lazy (I want to get into their rigorous trashman program), but I would much rather prefer to have some free time so I can work on my theories of the Basel Problem!. If I do decide to take the microbiology course, I know my dad will be infuriated, and won't buy me any more power ranger action figures! Help me, what should I do!Www@QuestionHome@Com
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start drinking heavily!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
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go to the moon
get a golden spoon
fling it at your dad
get back in the ship
take a dump on the captains head
your sure to wind up deadWww@QuestionHome@Com
Well the answer's obvious! Get someone else to write your autobiography,while you gain a B!.Sc!. in "Do you want fries with that"!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
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grow ur own fungus under ur bed!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
It's unthinkable to get a P!.H!.D as smart as you are!. I think the rigorous program your contemplating on is already full !!! so you might want to consider Yale University, therefore you could buy yourself a Wii with all the attachments, forget about the power rangers your dad would have bought you!. Then your dad can keep his $3!.00, if there not on sale this Christmas for a $1!.00 with the economy and all!. Your might consider buying a remote control Hummer truck so he can have fun also!. By the way if you want so selfish and inconsiderate you might be grateful for those power rangers and go to the school he tells you to!.Www@QuestionHome@Com