Why do your feet smell and your nose runs? Shouldn't it b the othe way '

Question: Why do your feet smell and your nose runs!? Shouldn't it b the othe way 'round!?

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A wonderful post!

But, what about when ones skin crawls!

What about when one eyes water while ones mouth is dry!?

Why is it near impossible to get the hair that has fallen off of ones head out of the sink!?

And what happens to us all when the rear ends!?

Wait, what's that crawling up!? The Wall!?

What about those signs that read, "Stop A head"!. I never stop a head as they aren't really hurting anyone, just a little high with their friends!.

And when someone ask, "What did that sign say!?" I always tell them that it didn't say anything, I had to read it!.

Be well, but not too deep!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It can go both ways!. Your feet can smell really bad and your nose can run from a cold!. also, your nose smells odors and your feet can be used to run!. It can be applied to alot of thing, the words 'runs' and 'smell', which I find really cool!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yes!. In the normal course of things!. But smelly feet and runny noses are NOT normal!. Hence this juxtaposition!. And that question was quite witty!. Not stupid at all!. Keep trying!Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Same reason we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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