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Question: If the noses of the politicians grew every time they made a promise how would they manage !.!.!.!?
!.!.!.!.!.!.!. to keep their long noses from growing and growing and growing until they could no longer look at us straight in the eyes because their noses would be too heavy and long to allow them to look us straight in the face without poking us in the eye!? "Ouch!.!.!.not again, damn it!.!.!.and I thought that Bush was a bad President"!.!!!

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A couple of hours ago I saw the tip of a nose appearing at the first houses or my town!.!. I am 5 miles!. away and it is still coming!. I reckon some Minister is coming my way!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

the answer to most modern ailments whether true or imagined seems to be 'plastic surgery', but i'd make sure that they'd have to hang up the bits of noses that were cut off, just to keep in mind how much we've been lied to :D
'the bits of noses room in the white house' now that would be something to see! (i'm sorry if it's a bit gross, but it does appeal to my sense of humor!)Www@QuestionHome@Com

they will have to make it look like a telephone wire to make it manageable!.!.
and soon a special back pack would need to be invented to keep their noses in there!. HEHE i dont make sense, i need another cup of coffee pls!.!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Maybe Joe Public should rightly desist from voting until he is satisfied a competent candidate has been offered!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Surgery is too painful and the scars from it will make them look bad to voters!. They'd probably take an easier way around it and make someone else give their speeches!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Their noses would soon intertwine and they would all smother to death--and good riddance to the lot of them!!! Www@QuestionHome@Com

We would have 'elephants' running the country!Www@QuestionHome@Com