How can you build an Ark, with just average household furniture?

Question: How can you build an Ark, with just average household furniture!?
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A second Ark will never be a necessity!.
Just put on a raincoat, a pair of galoshes and carry an umbrella!.
When in doubt, keep a rowboat ready on the roof!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i guess you'd have to have a really really big house with lots and lots of furniture!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Particle boards!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com