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Question: You arrive, knock on the gates of Heaven,and St!. Peter opens it and asks!.!.!. Who are you!?!.!.!. and your answer is!?
Please introduce yourself as if you were REALLY there, in that MOMENT+Www@QuestionHome@Com


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Hi !.!.

I`m a Honest person!.

And i come here to find out if there a Honest romantic girl!.
if i shall found her i will be very happy person bec the PPL of the world make me sad !.!.!. A need a partner !.!.!.

will u help me to find a girl who really understand me !?!?!?



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A ukranian and a poet wound up at the pearly gates of heaven!. They saw Peter and he said to them, sorry, there is only room for one of you here!. I'll tell you what he said!. You both create a poem andwhoever writes the best poem gets to come in!. Peter warned them that the poem has to rhyme and use the word Timbaktu in it!. The poet went first: Far away in a distant land, there was a caravan, it's destination no one knew, perhaps it was on it's way to Timbaktu!. Peter thought this was pretty good, but was will to listen to the urkranians!. Tim and I went huntin, we came across three women a tentin, they were three and we were two, so I bucked one, and timbaktu!.!.!.!.!.ha ha but seriously, what should we all say!? It was a hell of a ride!. I'm glad I didn't live in fear of you, and followed my heart instead!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm one who spent my life hoping by faith that all this was truly the next step!. How great it is to finally meet you face to face!. I've read and heard so much about you!. Will there be an opportunity to ask you some questions!? I sure hope so!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I would tell him that he should know!. And if he says he doesn't, then I'll tell him to get the Big Man cause been stalking me my entire life!.

Or I would simply tell him, "I am simple man, by the name of Joe!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

!.!.!.hi, WES is my name, here to deliver a super maximun everything on it pizza, but! hold the anchovies to a mister "!.!.!.da Man!!!"Www@QuestionHome@Com

A poor candidate for entry, in a state of darkness, humbly soliciting to be admitted!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Long Lost Son that found his way back!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

My name is Greg and im human!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I am Louise!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hey, I'm Emily!Www@QuestionHome@Com

At the wrong door!Www@QuestionHome@Com

So you do exist!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I am a palmer, coming home!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

who wants ta know!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

"I'm sorry I didn't believe when I was alive!. o_o;"Www@QuestionHome@Com