How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Question: How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb!?

None, they are afraid to actually touch the bulb!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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I would say seven!.
One to analyze the moral implications!.
One to analyze why it matters if we screw in the light bulb or not!.
One to ponder whether or not if God were real if He would want us to screw it in!.
One to argue that it is typical that men always screw in the lightbulb and why can't a women do it!?
Another to analyze the epistemology of the word 'screw'!.
Another to make an analogy of the light bulb being equivalent to early forms of sun worship!.
And the final one, to put it on like donkey kongWww@QuestionHome@Com

Most philosophers including some of the amateurs like me( !) grope in the DARK on any philosophical issues!. So for them light is an unnecessary intrusion!. They will claim dispelling darkness is their job but not by light bulbs but by their wisdom!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Philosophy is meant to bring light where there is only darkness !. So if there is already some light then there is no need for a philospher !.!.!.just an electrician will do !.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You're just wasting your 5 points, my friend!.

You just answered your own question, plus, if this was a joke, it's not funny!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

None, they'd all die before they finish philosophizing about it!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

the donky kong answer takes the cakeWww@QuestionHome@Com

lame :SWww@QuestionHome@Com

why!?Www@QuestionHome@Com