There is a man lying face down in a pool of water, dead, in the middle of a fore

Question: There is a man lying face down in a pool of water, dead, in the middle of a forest with a pack on his back!.!?

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Parachute failure!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

He jumped from an airplane his chute didn't open, he landed on a giant pillow, then challenged godzilla to a pillow fight which he lost, then was ambushed by a tribe of ewoks, after being chased by his clone who had a bayonette, then falling into a pit filled with candy, ate his way to the top gave jesus a high-five, then was kicked in the back of the head by a unicorn with the initials FU branded on it!. Cause of death, blunt force trauma and internal bleeding!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Dehydration!.
He had no water in hs system, so when he drank from the pool of water (puddle), he over did it!. And his body couldn't handle that and he passed out, only to drown in the puddle of water, which could have saved his life!.

Irony!Www@QuestionHome@Com

He was accidentally scooped out of the ocean while he was scuba diving!. The helicopter that did the scooping needed water to quench the forest fire that was raging a little inland of the beach!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

He tripped on a stump, landed in the puddle and the pack on his back was heavy, so he couldn't lift himself out of the water, and therefore drowned!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You're the prime suspect!. I would suggest that you retain counsel immediately, and stop providing incriminating information on Yahoo Answers!Www@QuestionHome@Com

After having fallen into the pool of water he was unable to rise!. He therefore drowned!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Heart attack!. The fact that his last few moments of life were spent sucking up a mud puddle are secondary to his heart attack!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

He died because he ran out of oxygen!.!. Duh!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com