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Question: Shouldn't Answers have a BANNER HAMMER function!.!.!.!?
!.!.!.in order to exterminate n00bs!? Like, it should only be given to top contributors, and it should be regulated, and I think It itself would be a great contribution to Answers!. That way we wouldn't have our time wasted with questions like "CHUCK NORRIS UBER PWNZ!!!" or get answers aslo like "CHUCK NORRIS UBER PWNZ!!!"!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


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Excuse my ignorance what does ''Chuck Norris uber pwns'' mean !.!.

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep!. He waits!.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse!. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris!.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd!. No one fools Chuck Norris!.

Some kids piss their name in the snow!. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete!.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain!.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick!.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer!. Too bad he has never cried!.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure!.

When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does!. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris!.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land!.

Chuck Noris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women!.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books!. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win!? Chuck Norris!.

Chuck Noris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris!.

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot!.

Chuck Noris once visited the Virgin Islands!. They are now The Islands!.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep!.

Chuck Norris does not need to use spell check!. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes its actual spelling!.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him!.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom!. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris!.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard!. There is only another fist!.

Chuck Norris once challanged Lance Armstring in a "Who has more testicles" contest!. Chuck Norris won!.!.!. by five!.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways!.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity!. Twice!.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!.

Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest!.

Chuck Noris has already been to Mars!. That's why there are no signs of life there!.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody!.

Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years!.

Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay's potato chip!.

A roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states!.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you!.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, there are just girls who have never met Chuck Norris!.

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors!.

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Noris!. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die!.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down!.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light!. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum!. Chuck Norris chews tin foil!.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer!.

Chuck Norris is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves!.com!.

Chuck Norris invented the beard!.

When Chuck Norris runs with scissors other people get hurt!.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one!.

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date!. Always!.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass!. At night!.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross!. Just never his own!.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win!. Forever!.

There is no such thing as tornados!. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks!.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack, his heart lost!.

A duck's quack does not echo!. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon!. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly!.

Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye!.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it effects the economy!.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song!.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany!.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list!.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down!.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life!. Never!.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food!.

When Chuck Norris picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold!.

Chuck Norris does not know about this websWww@QuestionHome@Com

who the hell is chuck norris!?!?
and what the hell is the answer above me talking about!?!?
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