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Question: Where does the bread go when you put it in a toaster!?
bread goes in, toast comes out!. wheres the bread!?Www@QuestionHome@Com


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The toaster uses electricity to generate a small wormhole that will suck the bread and sends it orbiting the Sun!. The cosmetic energy of the Sun dries the bread and give it some tan then the Toaster open another wormhole and brings the bread back for you to enjoy!.!.!. Don't put your finger inside or else it will be sucked by the wormhole (It Hurts)Www@QuestionHome@Com

The bread is transported to a magical land of happiness and wonder!.!.!. and heat!.
Think of it like bread boot camp!.
Bread goes in soft and flimsy, but comes out hard, buff, and crunchy!.
So you see, the toast IS the bread!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It is deported to the toaster factory where they convert it to toast so that they can stock the next wave of appliances!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It goes to bread land!. Bread land is close to left sock land!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It's history!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It became toast silly!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

uhh!.!.!. duh dumbest question ever!.!.!. clearly goes to the 7th dimension!.!.!. geezWww@QuestionHome@Com

it disappears magically!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

It goes to a tanning salon!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

In the toaster!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

another diminsion!.
hanging out with that one sock that you put in the dryer and never came back!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

This question doesn't even deserve to exist!. GO get a life!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

What if you put toast in a toaster!? What comes out THEN!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

In your mouth!.Www@QuestionHome@Com